Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on TheeAnd I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Magnus, standing by the door, snapped his fingers impatiently. "Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.""Canoodle?" repeated Clary, never having heard the word before."Magnificent?" repeated Jace, who was just being nasty. Magnus growled. The growl sounded like "Get out. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Ginny!" said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. "Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain? Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>