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The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was familiar, and something about it made my chest ache. Well, that was to be expected. Angels' songs would be awfully poignant. "'I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you...'" the voice crooned. I frowned. Was that really an appropriate song for the Heavenly Host to be--

The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was familiar, and something about it made my chest ache. Well, that was to be expected. Angels' songs would be awfully poignant. "'I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you...'" the voice crooned. I frowned. Was that really an appropriate song for the Heavenly Host to be--

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.

I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You look angry," he said."You put me on hold.""For a very good reason.""You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold.

You look angry," he said."You put me on hold.""For a very good reason.""You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.

By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It was a trap after all,” Alric said. He turned to Royce. “My apologies for doubting your sound paranoia.

It was a trap after all,” Alric said. He turned to Royce. “My apologies for doubting your sound paranoia.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?

College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

. . I tell you Dain is a splendid catch. I advise you to set your hooks and reel him in.”Jessica took a long swallow of her cognac. “This is not a trout, Genevieve. This is a great, hungry shark.”“Then use a harpoon.

. . I tell you Dain is a splendid catch. I advise you to set your hooks and reel him in.”Jessica took a long swallow of her cognac. “This is not a trout, Genevieve. This is a great, hungry shark.”“Then use a harpoon.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She wished, as almost all kids wish at one point or another, that she could turn into a pterodactyl and fly away and never come back.

She wished, as almost all kids wish at one point or another, that she could turn into a pterodactyl and fly away and never come back.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.

I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Did you get notes for me?""No", Ronan replied,"I thought you were dead in a ditch.

Did you get notes for me?""No", Ronan replied,"I thought you were dead in a ditch.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?

Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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