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One morning you wake up with more life behind you than in front of you, not being able to understand how it’s happened.

One morning you wake up with more life behind you than in front of you, not being able to understand how it’s happened.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My teacher asked my favorite color. ... I said ‘Rainbow’.... and I was punished to stand out of my class.

My teacher asked my favorite color. ... I said ‘Rainbow’.... and I was punished to stand out of my class.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's a philosophical minefield!"Cabal had a brief mental image of Aristotle walking halfway across an open field before unexpectedly disappearing in a fireball. Descartes and Nietzsche looked on appalled. He pulled himself together.

It's a philosophical minefield!"Cabal had a brief mental image of Aristotle walking halfway across an open field before unexpectedly disappearing in a fireball. Descartes and Nietzsche looked on appalled. He pulled himself together.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?

Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed.

They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.

The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Out of love for mankind, and out of despair at my embarrassing situation, seeing that I had accomplished nothing and was unable to make anything easier than it had already been made, and moved by a genuine interest in those who make everything easy, I conceived it as my task to create difficulties everywhere.

Out of love for mankind, and out of despair at my embarrassing situation, seeing that I had accomplished nothing and was unable to make anything easier than it had already been made, and moved by a genuine interest in those who make everything easy, I conceived it as my task to create difficulties everywhere.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!

And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

YOU are the big drop of dew under the lotus leaf, I am the smaller one on its upper side,'said the dewdrop to the lake.

YOU are the big drop of dew under the lotus leaf, I am the smaller one on its upper side,'said the dewdrop to the lake.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I’m not superstitious. I’m a witch. Witches aren’t superstitious. We are what people are superstitious of.

I’m not superstitious. I’m a witch. Witches aren’t superstitious. We are what people are superstitious of.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much.

Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying a naked sword with a blade about ten miles long in his hand, in the middle of the night, beneath the stars on the shores of Lake Michigan? If you have, seek professional help. If you have not, then believe you me, it can scare the bejeezus out of you.

Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying a naked sword with a blade about ten miles long in his hand, in the middle of the night, beneath the stars on the shores of Lake Michigan? If you have, seek professional help. If you have not, then believe you me, it can scare the bejeezus out of you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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