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All the world is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer.

All the world is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's impossible to walk through solid rock... You have to walk between the molecules that make up the rock.

It's impossible to walk through solid rock... You have to walk between the molecules that make up the rock.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We played for about half an hour before I realized we were actually playing two different games. What I’d thought of as ludo was actually a game called gin rummy, and what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis. Once we started playing by one consistent set of rules, though, the fun was really over.

We played for about half an hour before I realized we were actually playing two different games. What I’d thought of as ludo was actually a game called gin rummy, and what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis. Once we started playing by one consistent set of rules, though, the fun was really over.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Laughter is the hand of God on the shoulder of a troubled world.

Laughter is the hand of God on the shoulder of a troubled world.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A few dud universes can really clutter up your basement.

A few dud universes can really clutter up your basement.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

love make us poets, and the approach of death should make us philosophers.

love make us poets, and the approach of death should make us philosophers.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

the Real-World was a sprawling mess of a book in need of a good editor.

the Real-World was a sprawling mess of a book in need of a good editor.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If everyone wants to be somebody, I want to be somebody else

If everyone wants to be somebody, I want to be somebody else

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I like Dancing of Indian girls more than my parents’ prayers . Because they dance with love and passion . But my parents just say their prayers because they got used to it .

I like Dancing of Indian girls more than my parents’ prayers . Because they dance with love and passion . But my parents just say their prayers because they got used to it .

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To Trin Tragula's horror, the shock completely annihilated her brain; but to his satisfaction he realized that he had proved conclusively that if life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.

To Trin Tragula's horror, the shock completely annihilated her brain; but to his satisfaction he realized that he had proved conclusively that if life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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