humor

humor

People say everybody has a book inside them, so why not make your life a great story?

People say everybody has a book inside them, so why not make your life a great story?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When the mind is free, magic happens.

When the mind is free, magic happens.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How had they met? By chance, like everybody else. What were there names? What's it to you? Where were they coming from? From the nearest place. Where were they going? Does anyone really know where they're going?

How had they met? By chance, like everybody else. What were there names? What's it to you? Where were they coming from? From the nearest place. Where were they going? Does anyone really know where they're going?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Because this is another thing your average American man in crisis does: he tries to go home, forgetting, momentarily, that he is the reason he left home in the first place, that the home is not his anymore, and that the crisis is him.

Because this is another thing your average American man in crisis does: he tries to go home, forgetting, momentarily, that he is the reason he left home in the first place, that the home is not his anymore, and that the crisis is him.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

After a dream like that, you're grateful that it was just a dream, that no matter how bad your actual life, it couldn't be worse than your dream life.

After a dream like that, you're grateful that it was just a dream, that no matter how bad your actual life, it couldn't be worse than your dream life.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Pay attention to me.

Pay attention to me.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Would Crazy Horse have spent this much to remodel a kitchen?

Would Crazy Horse have spent this much to remodel a kitchen?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What is humor?' one of their professors had posed, and he had answered, ''nondangerous, unexpectedly inappropriate juxtaposition.

What is humor?' one of their professors had posed, and he had answered, ''nondangerous, unexpectedly inappropriate juxtaposition.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Nat: Maybe you broke something.Midge: I know. Never fall down, never fall down!Nat: Ah, it's nothing. I fall down every morning. I get up, I have a cup of coffee, I fall down. That's the system. Two years old, you stand up and then BOOM! seventy years later, you fall down again.

Nat: Maybe you broke something.Midge: I know. Never fall down, never fall down!Nat: Ah, it's nothing. I fall down every morning. I get up, I have a cup of coffee, I fall down. That's the system. Two years old, you stand up and then BOOM! seventy years later, you fall down again.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Theology, philosophy, metaphysics, and quantum physics are merely ways for God to have his smart people believe in him

Theology, philosophy, metaphysics, and quantum physics are merely ways for God to have his smart people believe in him

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You cannot be buried in obscurity: you are exposed upon a grand theater to the view of the world. If your actions are upright and benevolent, be assured they will augment your power and happiness.

You cannot be buried in obscurity: you are exposed upon a grand theater to the view of the world. If your actions are upright and benevolent, be assured they will augment your power and happiness.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Your experience on this site will be improved by allowing cookies.