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The statement ‘There is nothing more American than an Indian’ happens to be a multidimensional paradox. Try and not say too many of those. That might open your mind to ideas that could cause sanity point loss.

The statement ‘There is nothing more American than an Indian’ happens to be a multidimensional paradox. Try and not say too many of those. That might open your mind to ideas that could cause sanity point loss.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The stalker, meanwhile, stepped into the road. Didn’t even check for traffic. There wasn’t any, but something told me this was lucky for traffic rather than the stalker.

The stalker, meanwhile, stepped into the road. Didn’t even check for traffic. There wasn’t any, but something told me this was lucky for traffic rather than the stalker.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Man is conceived in sin and born in corruption and he passeth from the stink of the didie to the stench of the shroud. There is always something(All The King's Men)

Man is conceived in sin and born in corruption and he passeth from the stink of the didie to the stench of the shroud. There is always something(All The King's Men)

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I grew up once, I decided never to do it again

I grew up once, I decided never to do it again

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's always seemed a little preposterous that Hamlet, for all his paralyzing doubt about everything, never once doubts the reality of the ghost. Never questions his own madness might not in fact be unfeigned.

It's always seemed a little preposterous that Hamlet, for all his paralyzing doubt about everything, never once doubts the reality of the ghost. Never questions his own madness might not in fact be unfeigned.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.

I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In truth, Freud sees nothing and understands nothing.

In truth, Freud sees nothing and understands nothing.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.

NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Mathematicians finally developed a financial model to accurately compare apples and oranges. Any two kinds of fruit can be compared, although guavas still cause minor rounding errors.

Mathematicians finally developed a financial model to accurately compare apples and oranges. Any two kinds of fruit can be compared, although guavas still cause minor rounding errors.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everyone has the fire, but the champions know when to ignite the spark.

Everyone has the fire, but the champions know when to ignite the spark.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What if nobody showed up at Armageddon?

What if nobody showed up at Armageddon?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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