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Kalle Fucking Blomkvist

Kalle Fucking Blomkvist

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

An Assassin, a real Assassin, had to look like one - black clothes, hood, boots, and all. If they could wear any clothes, any disguise, then what could anyone do but spend all day in a small room with a loaded crossbow pointed at the door?

An Assassin, a real Assassin, had to look like one - black clothes, hood, boots, and all. If they could wear any clothes, any disguise, then what could anyone do but spend all day in a small room with a loaded crossbow pointed at the door?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage?

It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word.

And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He was dressed just like on TV, with lots of silver chains and bracelets, ripped jeans, and a black muscle shirt (Which was kind of stupid, since he didn't have any muscles).

He was dressed just like on TV, with lots of silver chains and bracelets, ripped jeans, and a black muscle shirt (Which was kind of stupid, since he didn't have any muscles).

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.-Artemis Fowl

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.-Artemis Fowl

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.

To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What would a racist call werewolves? Wargs? She kind of liked that one, but suspected that racist bastards didn't read Tolkien.

What would a racist call werewolves? Wargs? She kind of liked that one, but suspected that racist bastards didn't read Tolkien.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Have you met the French? My...GOD they know how to party!

Have you met the French? My...GOD they know how to party!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Am I still married to a cat? (Adrian)

Am I still married to a cat? (Adrian)

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hey!" Caleb snapped as he realized Nick was about to lock him on the outside with their attackers. He pushed the door open and glared at him. "No man left behind."Nick scoffed. "This aint' the army, boy. It's every man for himself. Fall behind. Get eaten

Hey!" Caleb snapped as he realized Nick was about to lock him on the outside with their attackers. He pushed the door open and glared at him. "No man left behind."Nick scoffed. "This aint' the army, boy. It's every man for himself. Fall behind. Get eaten

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How poor are they that have no patients! What wound did ever heal but by degrees?'""Shakespeare isn't going to save you this time, Superman. Your time's run out."!

How poor are they that have no patients! What wound did ever heal but by degrees?'""Shakespeare isn't going to save you this time, Superman. Your time's run out."!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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