If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there."Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass? Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>