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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.

If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Avoid popularity if you would have peace.

Avoid popularity if you would have peace.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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