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To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.

To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>Time

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.

Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There is little success where there is little laughter.

There is little success where there is little laughter.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.

When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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