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Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious criminals enter the market to make astronomical profits, and addicts rob and steal to get money to pay the inflated prices for their drugs.

Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious criminals enter the market to make astronomical profits, and addicts rob and steal to get money to pay the inflated prices for their drugs.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!

It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than what they think laughable.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than what they think laughable.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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