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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.

In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.

And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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