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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.

If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom.

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print.

How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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