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The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."Mencheres to Cat

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."Mencheres to Cat

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How can a person deal with anxiety? You might try what one fellow did. He worried so much that he decided to hire someone to do his worrying for him. He found a man who agreed to be his hired worrier for a salary of $200,000 per year. After the man accepted the job, his first question to his boss was, "Where are you going to get $200,000 per year?" To which the man responded, "That's your worry.

How can a person deal with anxiety? You might try what one fellow did. He worried so much that he decided to hire someone to do his worrying for him. He found a man who agreed to be his hired worrier for a salary of $200,000 per year. After the man accepted the job, his first question to his boss was, "Where are you going to get $200,000 per year?" To which the man responded, "That's your worry.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight."[Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?""Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home."I could feel the heat rush to my face.Ranger gave me the wolf smile. "I lied about it being tonight," he said.

She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight."[Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?""Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home."I could feel the heat rush to my face.Ranger gave me the wolf smile. "I lied about it being tonight," he said.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you" and threatening to kick them until they're dead.

You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you" and threatening to kick them until they're dead.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.

In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of un-hatched chicks.

There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of un-hatched chicks.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He was about five feet tall, with slick black seal fur and stubby little feet. He had the head of a Doberman, but his clawed hands were almost human. He growled and muttered as he tapped on his keyboard. Maybe he was messaging his friends on uglyface.com.

A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He was about five feet tall, with slick black seal fur and stubby little feet. He had the head of a Doberman, but his clawed hands were almost human. He growled and muttered as he tapped on his keyboard. Maybe he was messaging his friends on uglyface.com.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs.

Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous.

I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

i told you he'd freak out, she siad. didn't i?ah, the i told you so, jace said. always a classy move

i told you he'd freak out, she siad. didn't i?ah, the i told you so, jace said. always a classy move

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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