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It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion. Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes.

It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion. Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous andshallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what youknow ain't so'.

There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous andshallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what youknow ain't so'.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You didn't have to come after me.""Yes, I did," he said. "You're far too inexperienced to protect yourself in a hostile situation without me.""That's sweet. Maybe I'll forgive you.""Forgive me? Fro what?""Fro telling me to shut up."His eyes narrowed. "I did not... Well, I did, But you were-""Never mind.

You didn't have to come after me.""Yes, I did," he said. "You're far too inexperienced to protect yourself in a hostile situation without me.""That's sweet. Maybe I'll forgive you.""Forgive me? Fro what?""Fro telling me to shut up."His eyes narrowed. "I did not... Well, I did, But you were-""Never mind.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her.

Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You used nunchucks on a moose?"Wolfe got a haunted look in his eyes. "I used all sorts of things on that bastard.

You used nunchucks on a moose?"Wolfe got a haunted look in his eyes. "I used all sorts of things on that bastard.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.

Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Holly's theory about the army," Sharon explained.And what is it?" Denise asked, intrigued.Oh, that fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Holly's theory about the army," Sharon explained.And what is it?" Denise asked, intrigued.Oh, that fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sed paused in his song, feeling ridiculous for singing it to her while they made love.“Baby, you realize this song is about Trey’s dead dog, don’t you?

Sed paused in his song, feeling ridiculous for singing it to her while they made love.“Baby, you realize this song is about Trey’s dead dog, don’t you?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You must have been going very fast.""I was, until I hit the fence.

You must have been going very fast.""I was, until I hit the fence.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Bite me, Harry Potter.

Bite me, Harry Potter.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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