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Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.

Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Of course, everyone's parents are embarrassing. It goes with the territory. The nature of parents is to embarrass merely by existing, just as it is the nature of children of a certain age to cringe with embarrassment, shame, and mortification should their parents so much as speak to them on the street.

Of course, everyone's parents are embarrassing. It goes with the territory. The nature of parents is to embarrass merely by existing, just as it is the nature of children of a certain age to cringe with embarrassment, shame, and mortification should their parents so much as speak to them on the street.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed.

There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You okay?""Fine.""Your heart's beating really fast.""Gee, thanks. That's very comforting that you can hear it."He smiled, and it was the old Michael, the one she'd first met before all the vamp stuff."Yeah, I know it is. Sorry. Just stay behind me if there's trouble.""You sound like Shane.""Well, he did say he'd kill me if I got you hurt. I'm just looking after my own neck.""Liar.

You okay?""Fine.""Your heart's beating really fast.""Gee, thanks. That's very comforting that you can hear it."He smiled, and it was the old Michael, the one she'd first met before all the vamp stuff."Yeah, I know it is. Sorry. Just stay behind me if there's trouble.""You sound like Shane.""Well, he did say he'd kill me if I got you hurt. I'm just looking after my own neck.""Liar.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I am human and I need to be loved,just like everybody else does.

I am human and I need to be loved,just like everybody else does.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better.""Define BETTER with that guy.""Not all fangs and raaaaar.

She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better.""Define BETTER with that guy.""Not all fangs and raaaaar.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.

If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.

How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore.

Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.

Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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