humor

humor

I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also experienced compassion and generosity, but only fleetingly and usually while drunk, so I have little memory.

I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also experienced compassion and generosity, but only fleetingly and usually while drunk, so I have little memory.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A cavalryman's horse should be smarter than he is. But the horse must never be alowed to know this.

A cavalryman's horse should be smarter than he is. But the horse must never be alowed to know this.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?

Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.''I would,' I said, 'but unfortunately, there are no gorgeous, all-powerful, all-knowing gods around here. I'd even settle for a demigod. It's a step down, I know. But alas, there are nothing but low-brained mortals here. And half-brains, like you.

I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.''I would,' I said, 'but unfortunately, there are no gorgeous, all-powerful, all-knowing gods around here. I'd even settle for a demigod. It's a step down, I know. But alas, there are nothing but low-brained mortals here. And half-brains, like you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Is it really you this time, Kells?”“Well, I’m no maggoty corpse, if that’s what you mean.”He grinned. “That’s a relief. No maggoty corpse would be that sarcastic.

Is it really you this time, Kells?”“Well, I’m no maggoty corpse, if that’s what you mean.”He grinned. “That’s a relief. No maggoty corpse would be that sarcastic.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.

He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Are you guys busy?" Juniper asked. "Well," I said, "we're in the middle of this game against a bunch of monsters and we're trying not to die." "We're not busy," Annabeth said.

Are you guys busy?" Juniper asked. "Well," I said, "we're in the middle of this game against a bunch of monsters and we're trying not to die." "We're not busy," Annabeth said.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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