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I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.

You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hush Hattie!" I said, intoxicated with my success. "I don't want to go to my room. Everyone must know I shan't marry the prince." I ran to the door to our street, opened it, and called out into the night, "I shan't marry the prince." I turned back into the hall and ran to Char and threw my arms about his neck. "I shan't marry you." I kissed his cheek. He was safe from me.

Hush Hattie!" I said, intoxicated with my success. "I don't want to go to my room. Everyone must know I shan't marry the prince." I ran to the door to our street, opened it, and called out into the night, "I shan't marry the prince." I turned back into the hall and ran to Char and threw my arms about his neck. "I shan't marry you." I kissed his cheek. He was safe from me.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It was impossible to get the Dimitri and Tasha thing out of my head, but at least packing and getting ready made sure I didn't devote 100 percent of my brain power to him. More like 95 percent.

It was impossible to get the Dimitri and Tasha thing out of my head, but at least packing and getting ready made sure I didn't devote 100 percent of my brain power to him. More like 95 percent.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

This is so cool," I said loudly as Dad walked away. "Have you met the tattoo artist? Is he hot?" "He's a she," Mom said. "Is she hot? Cause I'm still young, you know. My sexual identity isnt fully formed." "Your father can't hear you anymore, Maya." Mom sighed.

This is so cool," I said loudly as Dad walked away. "Have you met the tattoo artist? Is he hot?" "He's a she," Mom said. "Is she hot? Cause I'm still young, you know. My sexual identity isnt fully formed." "Your father can't hear you anymore, Maya." Mom sighed.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?

Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be ...

If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be ...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I never met a man that I didn't like.

I never met a man that I didn't like.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.

Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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