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Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?""Without me, you do not have the power," Hera said. "You might as well try to destroy a mountain.""Done that once today," Jason said.

Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?""Without me, you do not have the power," Hera said. "You might as well try to destroy a mountain.""Done that once today," Jason said.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive."SMASH!"Good. Yes. Tyson found its groin.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive."SMASH!"Good. Yes. Tyson found its groin.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.

Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about that next time you want to be right.

If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about that next time you want to be right.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.

I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.

Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.

Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

...I doubt very seriously whether anyone will hire me.'What do you mean, babe? You a fine boy with a good education.'Employers sense in me a denial of their values.' He rolled over onto his back. 'They fear me. I suspect that they can see that I am forced to function in a century I loathe. This was true even when I worked for the New Orleans Public Library.

...I doubt very seriously whether anyone will hire me.'What do you mean, babe? You a fine boy with a good education.'Employers sense in me a denial of their values.' He rolled over onto his back. 'They fear me. I suspect that they can see that I am forced to function in a century I loathe. This was true even when I worked for the New Orleans Public Library.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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