You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?''REVELATIONS. CHAPTER SIX. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair.' Life isn't FAIR, Dean....Nothing is fair, EVER. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because FAIR IS FAIR? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I MIGHT respond to that. MAYBE. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Someday I must read this scholar Everyone. He seems to have written so much--all of it wrong. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Fred, you next," the plump woman said. "I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?" "Sorry, George, dear." "Only joking, I am Fred," said the boy and off he went. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates writing,” said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle’s low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. “I... must... not... look... like... a... baboon’s... backside. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Frank stared at him. "Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers and summon freaking hurricanes-and it's unfair that I can be an elephant?"Percy considered. "Okay. I guess you got a point. But the next time I say you're totally beast-""Just shut up," Frank said. "Please."Percy cracked a smile. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry" said Hermione, before catching sight of Ron's raised eyebrows, blushing slightly and saying "oh you know what I mean - Goyle's Potion looked like bogies. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>