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After 40 years of marriage, isn’t it amazing when you can look at your partner sound asleep next to you and still believe they have potential.

After 40 years of marriage, isn’t it amazing when you can look at your partner sound asleep next to you and still believe they have potential.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Max - "...Do me a favor, if the constable comes knocking, tell him I was here all morning, will you?"Dodsley - "Killed someone again, did we?"Max- "Never before luncheon, Dodsley. It's still early yet.

Max - "...Do me a favor, if the constable comes knocking, tell him I was here all morning, will you?"Dodsley - "Killed someone again, did we?"Max- "Never before luncheon, Dodsley. It's still early yet.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Jenny: But surely Lord Blakely could not abandon his estates for so long.Gareth: No. Lord Blakely could not. Not unless he had someone he could trust to run his estates in his absence. And Lord Blakely...Well, Lord Blakely did not trust anyone.Jenny: Lord Blakely is talking about himself in the third person, past tense. Its disturbing.

Jenny: But surely Lord Blakely could not abandon his estates for so long.Gareth: No. Lord Blakely could not. Not unless he had someone he could trust to run his estates in his absence. And Lord Blakely...Well, Lord Blakely did not trust anyone.Jenny: Lord Blakely is talking about himself in the third person, past tense. Its disturbing.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Or you just not ask her.""You might as well slit my throat.

Or you just not ask her.""You might as well slit my throat.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He pulled away the glove, and at the first glimpse of her fragile, white hand, all thoughts of negotiation fled. "I don't see how matters could become worse," he muttered. "I am already besotted with a needle-tongued, conceited, provoking ape leader of a lady."Her head jerked up. "Besotted? You're nothing like it. Vengeful is more like it. Spiteful.

He pulled away the glove, and at the first glimpse of her fragile, white hand, all thoughts of negotiation fled. "I don't see how matters could become worse," he muttered. "I am already besotted with a needle-tongued, conceited, provoking ape leader of a lady."Her head jerked up. "Besotted? You're nothing like it. Vengeful is more like it. Spiteful.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't know whether to toss you through that window or shake your hand and say 'Well done'" Henry said in a tired voice.

I don't know whether to toss you through that window or shake your hand and say 'Well done'" Henry said in a tired voice.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable

He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Terence: As my old da used to tell me, 'never trust a rich man'.David: Good thing I'm only moderately rich.Terence: Which is why I only moderately distrust you.

Terence: As my old da used to tell me, 'never trust a rich man'.David: Good thing I'm only moderately rich.Terence: Which is why I only moderately distrust you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do you really think that I don’t have anything better to do than to spend my time thinking about you? Digging up a little of the goods on Luc Martineau?”Fine lines appeared at the corners of his eyes and he laughed. “Sweetheart, there is nothing little about Luc’s goods.

Do you really think that I don’t have anything better to do than to spend my time thinking about you? Digging up a little of the goods on Luc Martineau?”Fine lines appeared at the corners of his eyes and he laughed. “Sweetheart, there is nothing little about Luc’s goods.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It is no wonder lesbians love women.

It is no wonder lesbians love women.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Ben was in his truck, window down, idling at the curb, dark lenses hiding his eyes from her, looking effortlessly big and badass.The way she wished she felt.

Ben was in his truck, window down, idling at the curb, dark lenses hiding his eyes from her, looking effortlessly big and badass.The way she wished she felt.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger

I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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