I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited toschool for Career Day. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people."She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?""Oh..." I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. "Um... Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes! Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."Have you been watching Oprah again? Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are... Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I'm changing it to 'God Hates Baguettes.' It's tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>