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Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?

Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

His attitude, though always bad, has changed since he helped me prep the Pandora charm for Morgan. He thinks I'm falling for her, as ridiculous as that sounds, and he might be tempted to take matters into his hands.

His attitude, though always bad, has changed since he helped me prep the Pandora charm for Morgan. He thinks I'm falling for her, as ridiculous as that sounds, and he might be tempted to take matters into his hands.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I deciced if I were ever to get into booze and women, my line would be, 'Excuse me, madam, but I would really love to bed and muss you. . . . Are you perchance free this evening?

I deciced if I were ever to get into booze and women, my line would be, 'Excuse me, madam, but I would really love to bed and muss you. . . . Are you perchance free this evening?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I've loved him for a decade. And I had him for one day before I made a complete and utter mess of things. Or he did. I'm still not sure about that.

I've loved him for a decade. And I had him for one day before I made a complete and utter mess of things. Or he did. I'm still not sure about that.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's a good thing you're an aging orphan," he murmured, gently pushing the hair away from her face. "I don't have to wait around to get anyone's permission.""Permission for what, you rat bastard?" she said. "Such language, dragon. I'm afraid you're going to have to marry me.

It's a good thing you're an aging orphan," he murmured, gently pushing the hair away from her face. "I don't have to wait around to get anyone's permission.""Permission for what, you rat bastard?" she said. "Such language, dragon. I'm afraid you're going to have to marry me.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.

I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Lady Ponsonby was right. The forbidden fruit isn't shaped like an apple. It's shaped like a banana.

Lady Ponsonby was right. The forbidden fruit isn't shaped like an apple. It's shaped like a banana.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.

It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

... you've experienced the single scene out there - it's blood test and background checks and references and 'Please pee in this cup before we can go on a date' screenings, all clinical and stripped bare of any romance.

... you've experienced the single scene out there - it's blood test and background checks and references and 'Please pee in this cup before we can go on a date' screenings, all clinical and stripped bare of any romance.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You ever had a hickey? I want to give you a hickey.""Karl, we're not fourteen!""Don't bloody care. I was in love with you when I was fourteen -- your neck owes me a hickey."(Karl & Elena)

You ever had a hickey? I want to give you a hickey.""Karl, we're not fourteen!""Don't bloody care. I was in love with you when I was fourteen -- your neck owes me a hickey."(Karl & Elena)

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I think he could handle being used. It would be good for him. He's having trouble sleeping.

I think he could handle being used. It would be good for him. He's having trouble sleeping.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You are always looking at people like this.” And then she made a face, one he couldn’t possibly begin to describe.“If I ever look like that,” he said dryly, “precisely like that, to be more precise, I give you leave to shoot me.

You are always looking at people like this.” And then she made a face, one he couldn’t possibly begin to describe.“If I ever look like that,” he said dryly, “precisely like that, to be more precise, I give you leave to shoot me.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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