I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
As my father always used to tell me, 'You see, son, there's always someone in the world worse off than you.' And I always used to think, 'So? Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I don't put up with being messed around, and I don't suffer fools gladly. The short version of that is that I'm a bitch. Trust me, I can provide character references. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.And it always feels good. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Do not do that again," he said stiffly."Don't kiss me back then," I retorted.He stared at me for what seemed like forever. "I don't give 'Zen lessons' to hear myself talk. I don't give them because you're another student. I'm doing this to teach you control.""You're doing a great job," I said bitterly. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>