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Suffer love! A good ephitet! I do suffer love indeed, for I love thee against my will.

Suffer love! A good ephitet! I do suffer love indeed, for I love thee against my will.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Fresh, sweet honeysuckle. Ripe and rich and ready to be fucked--PLUCKED, he corrected himself, ready to be plucked.

Fresh, sweet honeysuckle. Ripe and rich and ready to be fucked--PLUCKED, he corrected himself, ready to be plucked.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I’m out of health potions. Retreat! Retreat! Give me some of your health potions!” I screamed. “I don’t have any potions. Run, bitch, run,” Brody squealed. The red ran out on my health and my assassin was transported, stripped of everything we’d earned, back to the starting camp. “I’m dead! Fuck, they killed me!

I’m out of health potions. Retreat! Retreat! Give me some of your health potions!” I screamed. “I don’t have any potions. Run, bitch, run,” Brody squealed. The red ran out on my health and my assassin was transported, stripped of everything we’d earned, back to the starting camp. “I’m dead! Fuck, they killed me!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Love is photogenic, it develops in the dark.

Love is photogenic, it develops in the dark.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How do you feel?” she asked, trying to fluff his pillow. “Other than terrible, I mean.”He moved his head slightly to the side. It seemed to be a sickly interpretation of a shrug.“Of course you’re feeling terrible,” she clarified, “but is there any change? More terrible? Less terrible?”He made no response.“The same amount of terrible?

How do you feel?” she asked, trying to fluff his pillow. “Other than terrible, I mean.”He moved his head slightly to the side. It seemed to be a sickly interpretation of a shrug.“Of course you’re feeling terrible,” she clarified, “but is there any change? More terrible? Less terrible?”He made no response.“The same amount of terrible?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Was this some new level of depravity? Had he developed a spinster fetish?

Was this some new level of depravity? Had he developed a spinster fetish?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

His hand snapped shut over the device and then he crossed his arms. Aria stared in horror. Her Smarteye was buried in a Neanderthal’s armpit.

His hand snapped shut over the device and then he crossed his arms. Aria stared in horror. Her Smarteye was buried in a Neanderthal’s armpit.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Rohan, one of us is an unmarried man with superior mathematical abilities and no prospects for the evening. The other is a confirmed lecher in an amorous mood, with a willing and nubile young wife waiting at home. Who do you think should do the damned account books?" And, with a nonchalant wave, St. Vincent had left the office.

Rohan, one of us is an unmarried man with superior mathematical abilities and no prospects for the evening. The other is a confirmed lecher in an amorous mood, with a willing and nubile young wife waiting at home. Who do you think should do the damned account books?" And, with a nonchalant wave, St. Vincent had left the office.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Two farewell gifts," Sadie muttered, "from two gorgeous guys. I hate my life.

Two farewell gifts," Sadie muttered, "from two gorgeous guys. I hate my life.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Missing you is worse than Pittsburgh.

Missing you is worse than Pittsburgh.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do you really expect me to fall apart every time another woman throws herself at you? Because, if that's so, I'll be a nervous wreck before the honeymoon's over. Although, if they do it in front of me..."He went still. "Did you just propose to me?"She bristled. "Do you have a problem with that?"The scoreboard lit up, and he gave the world a high five. "God, I love you.

Do you really expect me to fall apart every time another woman throws herself at you? Because, if that's so, I'll be a nervous wreck before the honeymoon's over. Although, if they do it in front of me..."He went still. "Did you just propose to me?"She bristled. "Do you have a problem with that?"The scoreboard lit up, and he gave the world a high five. "God, I love you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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