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We've been wed more than a month. Since it appears you mean to stay, I might as well give you leave to call me by my christian name. It is preferable, at any rate, to 'clodpole.

We've been wed more than a month. Since it appears you mean to stay, I might as well give you leave to call me by my christian name. It is preferable, at any rate, to 'clodpole.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

This has to be the most self-centered thing I've ever said, but no, I think you just wanted to vex me.

This has to be the most self-centered thing I've ever said, but no, I think you just wanted to vex me.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract...

If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I would actually write books totally full of nothing BUT kissing scenes, but apparently people like books to have, like, "plots" or whatever.

I would actually write books totally full of nothing BUT kissing scenes, but apparently people like books to have, like, "plots" or whatever.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Dad" I pleaded, "this is so [cuss word you never, ever say in front of your mother] ridiculous.

Dad" I pleaded, "this is so [cuss word you never, ever say in front of your mother] ridiculous.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Blake took a small roll from the tray on the table, then put it back in favor of a larger one. And maybe a little butter. It certainly couldn't hurt. And jam...no, he drew the line at jam. She was a spy, after all.

Blake took a small roll from the tray on the table, then put it back in favor of a larger one. And maybe a little butter. It certainly couldn't hurt. And jam...no, he drew the line at jam. She was a spy, after all.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How could you fall in love with a three inch worm?

How could you fall in love with a three inch worm?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Frowning, she looked up. "You can't want to ravish me every time we meet."Oh, yes, he could. Demon gritted his teeth...

Frowning, she looked up. "You can't want to ravish me every time we meet."Oh, yes, he could. Demon gritted his teeth...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Goodness had nothing to do with it.

Goodness had nothing to do with it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Have you any other objection than your belief of my indifference?"- Elizabeth Bennet

Have you any other objection than your belief of my indifference?"- Elizabeth Bennet

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

And, she was able to tell herself with some satisfaction, the man in question - one Colin Bridgerton - felt precisely the same way........His earth shook, his heart leaped, and Penelope knew without a doubt that his breath was taken away as well. For a good ten seconds.Falling off a horse tended to do that to a man.

And, she was able to tell herself with some satisfaction, the man in question - one Colin Bridgerton - felt precisely the same way........His earth shook, his heart leaped, and Penelope knew without a doubt that his breath was taken away as well. For a good ten seconds.Falling off a horse tended to do that to a man.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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