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Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrialhighway shirts. You would just look stupid. You can thank me later.
Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.
Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!
Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake.
Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.
Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>