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I'm not scared of death, I just don't want to seek it out.

I'm not scared of death, I just don't want to seek it out.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

So if there is something on the planet that is worth living for, I'd better not miss it, because once you're dead, it's too late for regrets, and if you die by mistake, that is really, really dumb.

So if there is something on the planet that is worth living for, I'd better not miss it, because once you're dead, it's too late for regrets, and if you die by mistake, that is really, really dumb.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'll have that someday, thought Peter. Someone who'll kiss me good-bye at the door. Or maybe just someone to put a blindfold over my head before they shoot me. Depending on how things turn out.

I'll have that someday, thought Peter. Someone who'll kiss me good-bye at the door. Or maybe just someone to put a blindfold over my head before they shoot me. Depending on how things turn out.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sometimes the only answer to death is lunch.

Sometimes the only answer to death is lunch.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.

I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one’s cell phone, putting it to the ear, and pretending to be told of a death in the family.

I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one’s cell phone, putting it to the ear, and pretending to be told of a death in the family.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE.

IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Wait.” Stefan’s voice was hard suddenly. Bonnie and Elena turned back and froze, embracing each other, trembling. “What is your—your father—going to do to you when he finds out that you allowed this?” as I do, and we will be sharing a belly laugh tomorrow.

Wait.” Stefan’s voice was hard suddenly. Bonnie and Elena turned back and froze, embracing each other, trembling. “What is your—your father—going to do to you when he finds out that you allowed this?” as I do, and we will be sharing a belly laugh tomorrow.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.

Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Look at the stupid, poor people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people, look at their dead baby. It's death porn for the masses.

Look at the stupid, poor people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people, look at their dead baby. It's death porn for the masses.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Please don't die.

Please don't die.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart attack?""He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.

Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart attack?""He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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