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Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.

Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you Have ever Fainted, You Are a stranger in the land of the dead!

If you Have ever Fainted, You Are a stranger in the land of the dead!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.

In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What's it like?""Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.

What's it like?""Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When I die I hope it may be said:'Her suffering was black, but her books were read'.

When I die I hope it may be said:'Her suffering was black, but her books were read'.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans.

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of the old girl worth eating.

Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of the old girl worth eating.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I had never known any man to die while speaking in terza-rima

I had never known any man to die while speaking in terza-rima

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

This showed once again that everyone had something different to lose in this battle. Some were concerned for their lives, and some for those they cared most about: rays, sea horses, even the chickens that ran free in the streets of the city because they couldn't all be caught in time.

This showed once again that everyone had something different to lose in this battle. Some were concerned for their lives, and some for those they cared most about: rays, sea horses, even the chickens that ran free in the streets of the city because they couldn't all be caught in time.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that he couldn’t afford to hire someone to clean out his gutters. Now he was dead with what looked to me like a broken neck after the ladder had slipped. He’d taken the plunge into his fancy landscaping—complete with rock garden. But hey, his fucking gutters were clean.

The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that he couldn’t afford to hire someone to clean out his gutters. Now he was dead with what looked to me like a broken neck after the ladder had slipped. He’d taken the plunge into his fancy landscaping—complete with rock garden. But hey, his fucking gutters were clean.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Die, die we all pass away, But don't wear a frown coz it's really okay,And you might try to hide, And you might try to pray,But we all end up remains of the day.

Die, die we all pass away, But don't wear a frown coz it's really okay,And you might try to hide, And you might try to pray,But we all end up remains of the day.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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