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Comedy is a necessity to get through life with the fewest scars. Humor is the best antidote to help relieve all struggles.

Comedy is a necessity to get through life with the fewest scars. Humor is the best antidote to help relieve all struggles.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's such a silly little thing, the heart.

It's such a silly little thing, the heart.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Cael, come on. Stop licking the dude. That's gross."Letty let out a snort. "Please, like you don't lick dudes.""That's different," Dex explained with a grimace. "None of those dudes were Ash. Besides, last time I checked, Ash was allergic to nuts.

Cael, come on. Stop licking the dude. That's gross."Letty let out a snort. "Please, like you don't lick dudes.""That's different," Dex explained with a grimace. "None of those dudes were Ash. Besides, last time I checked, Ash was allergic to nuts.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He was a dying man looking down on the surgeons trying to save him.

He was a dying man looking down on the surgeons trying to save him.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm a survivor, " I said. But I didn't think that claim would carry much weight in an obituary.

I'm a survivor, " I said. But I didn't think that claim would carry much weight in an obituary.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I take this continent with me into the grave.

I take this continent with me into the grave.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Who embalms the Undertaker when he dies?

Who embalms the Undertaker when he dies?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I have a theory that as human beings get older, chemicals are released into the brain to prepare us for the end. Sort of like how the nurse lubes your ass up before the anus-cam. It makes the whole thing a lot easier to swallow. Easier, not enjoyable.

I have a theory that as human beings get older, chemicals are released into the brain to prepare us for the end. Sort of like how the nurse lubes your ass up before the anus-cam. It makes the whole thing a lot easier to swallow. Easier, not enjoyable.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do you know how wizards like to be buried?""Yes!""Well, how?"Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs."Reluctantly.

Do you know how wizards like to be buried?""Yes!""Well, how?"Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs."Reluctantly.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Adam pressed his hand to his face. Sighed. "Right. It's just that… He died. And I'm so freaking pissed off, I swear I'd punch him in the face if he were standing right here.

Adam pressed his hand to his face. Sighed. "Right. It's just that… He died. And I'm so freaking pissed off, I swear I'd punch him in the face if he were standing right here.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot.

In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Nobody seems to understand that in such matters the tact and sympathy should come from the one who is about to die, not the poor bugger who has to take the news.

Nobody seems to understand that in such matters the tact and sympathy should come from the one who is about to die, not the poor bugger who has to take the news.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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