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No man should go to Valhalla with brothel rash.

No man should go to Valhalla with brothel rash.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship.

If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Where is Polonius? HAMLET In heaven. Send hither to see. If your messenger find him not there, seek him i' th' other place yourself. But if indeed you find him not within this month, you shall nose him as you go up the stairs into the lobby.

Where is Polonius? HAMLET In heaven. Send hither to see. If your messenger find him not there, seek him i' th' other place yourself. But if indeed you find him not within this month, you shall nose him as you go up the stairs into the lobby.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do you wanna play? Everyone's dead, so I got bored. Did you come to play with me?--Wrath

Do you wanna play? Everyone's dead, so I got bored. Did you come to play with me?--Wrath

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Justice will prevail!

Justice will prevail!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead.

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You're probably wondering what's going to happen to you. That's easy. The same thing is going to happen to you that has happened to every other human being who has ever lived. You're going to die. We all die. That's just how it is.

You're probably wondering what's going to happen to you. That's easy. The same thing is going to happen to you that has happened to every other human being who has ever lived. You're going to die. We all die. That's just how it is.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Yes, Bastille. I keep trying to get killed because it's inconvenient for you.

Yes, Bastille. I keep trying to get killed because it's inconvenient for you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

An eye for an eye my friend.

An eye for an eye my friend.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Got it. Demon. Death. Doom.

Got it. Demon. Death. Doom.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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