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Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" or "Don't fear the Reaper"? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.

Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" or "Don't fear the Reaper"? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.

Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three Fs of basic survival. Feeding, fighting and... reproduction.

Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three Fs of basic survival. Feeding, fighting and... reproduction.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Ayame: "Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!"Yuki: "Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake."Ayame: "As long as we spend time together."Yuki: "On second thought, go drown yourself.

Ayame: "Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!"Yuki: "Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake."Ayame: "As long as we spend time together."Yuki: "On second thought, go drown yourself.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.

If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You look as scary as a buttered muffin.

You look as scary as a buttered muffin.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Caliph Vathek and his dark hordeAre bound for Hell, you won’t be bored!Your faith in me will be restored—Unless this token you find untowardAnd my poor gift you have ignored.

Caliph Vathek and his dark hordeAre bound for Hell, you won’t be bored!Your faith in me will be restored—Unless this token you find untowardAnd my poor gift you have ignored.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something that will make you weep uncontrollably, pound your fists against the floor, and leave tearstains all over your pillowcase, sheets, and boomerang collection.

Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something that will make you weep uncontrollably, pound your fists against the floor, and leave tearstains all over your pillowcase, sheets, and boomerang collection.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In the present case it is a little inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible to any public office of trust or profit in the Republic. But I do not repine, for I am a subject of it only by force of arms.

In the present case it is a little inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible to any public office of trust or profit in the Republic. But I do not repine, for I am a subject of it only by force of arms.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.

When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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