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I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door again... I came in through the window... Still, the intent was clear," said Edward.

I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door again... I came in through the window... Still, the intent was clear," said Edward.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler."Kelsier: Ah, but being an annoyance is something that I am very good at. In fact, I'm far more than just a 'mild' annoyance--people tell me I can be downright frustrating. Might as well use this talent for the cause of good, eh?

Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler."Kelsier: Ah, but being an annoyance is something that I am very good at. In fact, I'm far more than just a 'mild' annoyance--people tell me I can be downright frustrating. Might as well use this talent for the cause of good, eh?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.

I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Death should take me while I am in the mood.

Death should take me while I am in the mood.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.

Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You're a monster.Thanks. Does this mean I get a raise?No, just a medal. The budget isn't inexhaustable.

You're a monster.Thanks. Does this mean I get a raise?No, just a medal. The budget isn't inexhaustable.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on something.

Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on something.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for hundreds of years, but that doesn't mean we should all attack ships and steal their gold.

Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for hundreds of years, but that doesn't mean we should all attack ships and steal their gold.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.

Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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