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The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.

The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The road to creativity passes so close to the madhouse and often detours or ends there.

The road to creativity passes so close to the madhouse and often detours or ends there.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I actually like how doctors talk. I like the sound of science. I like how words you don't understand explain things you can't understand.

I actually like how doctors talk. I like the sound of science. I like how words you don't understand explain things you can't understand.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Where I come from, we're more about efficiency,' he replies. 'A knife like this'll skewer food, smear butter, and slit throats all at the same time.

Where I come from, we're more about efficiency,' he replies. 'A knife like this'll skewer food, smear butter, and slit throats all at the same time.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

NO PDA,school rules. And besides she's my partner dickhead." said Alex.

NO PDA,school rules. And besides she's my partner dickhead." said Alex.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?

Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.

I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.

The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.

Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There's a difference between preferring books to parties and preferring sixteen cats to seeing the light of day.

There's a difference between preferring books to parties and preferring sixteen cats to seeing the light of day.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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