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Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches

Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

This is a mournful discovery.1)Those who agree with you are insane2)Those who do not agree with you are in power.

This is a mournful discovery.1)Those who agree with you are insane2)Those who do not agree with you are in power.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Some have brains, and some haven't, ... and there it is.

Some have brains, and some haven't, ... and there it is.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Katniss: 'What about you? Ive seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour'. I snap at himTell him that. Thats not nothing.Peeta: Yes and Im sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.

Katniss: 'What about you? Ive seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour'. I snap at himTell him that. Thats not nothing.Peeta: Yes and Im sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?

I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I really should come with a warning label.

I really should come with a warning label.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.

And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Frank didn’t drop you on purpose,” she said. “He’s not like that. He’s just a little clumsy sometimes.”“Oops,” Leo said, in his best Frank Zhang voice. “Dropped Leo into a squad of enemy soldiers. Dang it!

Frank didn’t drop you on purpose,” she said. “He’s not like that. He’s just a little clumsy sometimes.”“Oops,” Leo said, in his best Frank Zhang voice. “Dropped Leo into a squad of enemy soldiers. Dang it!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Any idiot can put up a website.

Any idiot can put up a website.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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