humor
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.
Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
It was amazing how many books one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much.
Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
...slow and drunk is no match for fast and scared shitless.
Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If you are good life is good.
Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Ack!" I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.
Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.
Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.
Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,
Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>