humor

humor

You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.

You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You can knock on a deaf man's door forever.

You can knock on a deaf man's door forever.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

This is a good place," he said."There's a lot of liquor," I agreed.

This is a good place," he said."There's a lot of liquor," I agreed.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever""Actually," Simon said, raising his hand,"I can".Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying not to laugh-which by the way, wasn't working.

Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever""Actually," Simon said, raising his hand,"I can".Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying not to laugh-which by the way, wasn't working.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps

An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.

You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

if something is there, you can only see it with your eyes open, but if it isn't there, you can see it just as well with your eyes closed. That's why imaginary things are often easier to see than real ones.

if something is there, you can only see it with your eyes open, but if it isn't there, you can see it just as well with your eyes closed. That's why imaginary things are often easier to see than real ones.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.

Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock.

The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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