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humor

Ooh..I want one" - BexThey're not puppies." -Cammie

Ooh..I want one" - BexThey're not puppies." -Cammie

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

No adolescent ever wants to be understood, which is why they complain about being misunderstood all the time.

No adolescent ever wants to be understood, which is why they complain about being misunderstood all the time.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You wanna go build some shelves with me?

You wanna go build some shelves with me?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Adam's response was buried in the sound of the first-story door falling open. Noah slouched in. In a wounded tone, he said, "He threw me out the window!"Ronan's voice sang out from behind his closed door: "You're already dead!

Adam's response was buried in the sound of the first-story door falling open. Noah slouched in. In a wounded tone, he said, "He threw me out the window!"Ronan's voice sang out from behind his closed door: "You're already dead!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR ASS.

rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR ASS.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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