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Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck

Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Call me sentimental, but there's no-one in the world that I'd like to see get dysentery more than you

Call me sentimental, but there's no-one in the world that I'd like to see get dysentery more than you

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine

When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You have a very open relationship with your fans.""Yes. We have an open relationship. Obviously they can see other authors if they want, and I can see other readers.

You have a very open relationship with your fans.""Yes. We have an open relationship. Obviously they can see other authors if they want, and I can see other readers.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He whipped out his sheet, then pulled it over himself and wrapped it tightly around his face like an old woman in a shawl. 'How do I look?''Like the ugliest shanky girl I’ve ever seen,' Minho responded. 'You better thank the gods above you were born a dude.' 'Thanks.

He whipped out his sheet, then pulled it over himself and wrapped it tightly around his face like an old woman in a shawl. 'How do I look?''Like the ugliest shanky girl I’ve ever seen,' Minho responded. 'You better thank the gods above you were born a dude.' 'Thanks.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I had no desire to hear another woman tell my boyfriend how hot he was. If I wanted him to know, I'd damn well tell him myself.

I had no desire to hear another woman tell my boyfriend how hot he was. If I wanted him to know, I'd damn well tell him myself.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.

I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]"Don't they teach you anything in your schools?".""Pity. I suppose that's what comes of your main education flowing from Google.

[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]"Don't they teach you anything in your schools?".""Pity. I suppose that's what comes of your main education flowing from Google.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress.

The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Well, spit on my empty grave--if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses!

Well, spit on my empty grave--if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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