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They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Perhaps I can stay by the fire and mend your socks and scream if I hear any strange noises.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>