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Tut, Tut, looks like rain

Tut, Tut, looks like rain

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hell's bells, irony blows.

Hell's bells, irony blows.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.

If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do you sleep naked?

Do you sleep naked?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.

I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?

How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't mind if you forget me.Having learned my lesson,I never left an impression on anyone.

I don't mind if you forget me.Having learned my lesson,I never left an impression on anyone.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.

But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?" "I don't have five you can borrow. My piggy bank is officialy anorexic.

You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?" "I don't have five you can borrow. My piggy bank is officialy anorexic.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I think we're too young to be dating. I mean I don't see what the rush is." Summer says. "Yeah, I agree," said August. "Which is kind of a shame, you know what with all those babes who keep throwing themselves at me and stuff?

I think we're too young to be dating. I mean I don't see what the rush is." Summer says. "Yeah, I agree," said August. "Which is kind of a shame, you know what with all those babes who keep throwing themselves at me and stuff?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Zoo-Wee Mama!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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