If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Jace shook his blond head in exasperation. "You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do? Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Headline?" he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said."'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said."'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Your friend's poetry is terrible," he said.Clary blinked, caught momentarily off guard. "What?""I said his poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>