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good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere
Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!
Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
What...what about when I'm married?”“We'll buy a cot. Your husband can sleep on that when he visits.
Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.
Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.
Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
We're actors — we're the opposite of people!
Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>