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Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.

Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.

More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Premeditated anger is a bitch. Instead of saying, "Next time he does this, I will ... ", say, "Next time he does that, I will show him more patience and more love. That's premeditative love. She's much sexier!

Premeditated anger is a bitch. Instead of saying, "Next time he does this, I will ... ", say, "Next time he does that, I will show him more patience and more love. That's premeditative love. She's much sexier!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.

Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five hundred, fifty, or even five dollars are way more important to the lives of most human beings than the lives of most human beings.

Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five hundred, fifty, or even five dollars are way more important to the lives of most human beings than the lives of most human beings.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.

We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Some people will hate you for not loving them.

Some people will hate you for not loving them.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.

Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.

Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.

Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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