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Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.

Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling.

Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.

An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are.

The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I find that love is confusing, lust is always definitive.

I find that love is confusing, lust is always definitive.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.

The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time.

When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.

Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.

We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.

We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.

Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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