I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
humor
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>