humor

humor

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people.

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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