humor

humor

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Good nature is worth more than knowledge, more than money, more than honor, to the persons who possess it.

Good nature is worth more than knowledge, more than money, more than honor, to the persons who possess it.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.

In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.

When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.

Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave.

Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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