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humor

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Today's business and health care climate may not be pleasant. Cutbacks, pay cuts and layoffs do not make anyone's job easy. But that does not mean that the humor need stop.

Today's business and health care climate may not be pleasant. Cutbacks, pay cuts and layoffs do not make anyone's job easy. But that does not mean that the humor need stop.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.

If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.

Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are.

The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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