humor

humor

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You learn timing on the road. You learn structure and how to read an audience. You learn so much about the business of laughter that you can't learn on a set, because it's all on you. Sometimes you bomb, and you know not to tell that joke again... You just hope people find the humor in the awkwardness.

You learn timing on the road. You learn structure and how to read an audience. You learn so much about the business of laughter that you can't learn on a set, because it's all on you. Sometimes you bomb, and you know not to tell that joke again... You just hope people find the humor in the awkwardness.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He that lives upon hope will die fasting.

He that lives upon hope will die fasting.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.

I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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