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I point out truths when I see them, Brightlord Sadeas. Each man has his place. Mine is to make insults. Yours is to be in-sluts.

I point out truths when I see them, Brightlord Sadeas. Each man has his place. Mine is to make insults. Yours is to be in-sluts.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I never talk back. I listen and always remember your every word, so come pen or mouse, never forget that I will treasure your thoughts forever. Yours truly, Paper.

I never talk back. I listen and always remember your every word, so come pen or mouse, never forget that I will treasure your thoughts forever. Yours truly, Paper.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Each one of us comes out of our mother's body crying, with or without exceptions. But we are not aware of it. Are you? Do you remember that you cried the very first time you come out of your mother's body? If not, then why are you crying now?

Each one of us comes out of our mother's body crying, with or without exceptions. But we are not aware of it. Are you? Do you remember that you cried the very first time you come out of your mother's body? If not, then why are you crying now?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Some men can love forever, some for six years, some for six months, and others for six hours.

Some men can love forever, some for six years, some for six months, and others for six hours.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The most popular labor saving device is still money.

The most popular labor saving device is still money.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The best fiction is true.

The best fiction is true.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You taste like sugar," he pants through a smile, still out of breath."Somehow I doubt that. But I appreciate the thought.

You taste like sugar," he pants through a smile, still out of breath."Somehow I doubt that. But I appreciate the thought.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In fact we put so many things in our mouths we constantly have to be reminded what not to eat. Look at that little package of silicon gel that's inside your sneakers. It says DO NOT EAT for a reason. Somewhere sometime some genius bought a pair of sneakers and said Ooooh look. They give you free mints with the shoes

In fact we put so many things in our mouths we constantly have to be reminded what not to eat. Look at that little package of silicon gel that's inside your sneakers. It says DO NOT EAT for a reason. Somewhere sometime some genius bought a pair of sneakers and said Ooooh look. They give you free mints with the shoes

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife,' I said, sighing.'Is it?' said Veronica, looking surprised. 'Universally acknowledged? Surely that presupposes life similar to human societies beyond this planet, and besides--''No, no, it's a quote from ... Never mind,' I said.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife,' I said, sighing.'Is it?' said Veronica, looking surprised. 'Universally acknowledged? Surely that presupposes life similar to human societies beyond this planet, and besides--''No, no, it's a quote from ... Never mind,' I said.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Smartass Disciple: Master, I’m going to change the whole world.Master of Stupidity: It changes within you. It changes without you.

Smartass Disciple: Master, I’m going to change the whole world.Master of Stupidity: It changes within you. It changes without you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In those moments it's hard to remember that an angry voice is an invisible thing incapable of drawing blood.

In those moments it's hard to remember that an angry voice is an invisible thing incapable of drawing blood.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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