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If we assume that man actually does resemble God, then we are forced into the impossible theory that God is a coward, an idiot and a bounder.

If we assume that man actually does resemble God, then we are forced into the impossible theory that God is a coward, an idiot and a bounder.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

...God created the world in six days. On the seventh day, he rested. On the eighth day, he started getting complaints. And it hasn't stopped since.

...God created the world in six days. On the seventh day, he rested. On the eighth day, he started getting complaints. And it hasn't stopped since.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I stared up at the sky and raised my middle finger, just in case God was watching. I don't like being spied on.

I stared up at the sky and raised my middle finger, just in case God was watching. I don't like being spied on.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.

If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies.

The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The gods too are fond of a joke.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Did I hear God call me an idiot?

Did I hear God call me an idiot?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to eradicate all corruptions in this world.Master of Stupidity: Let it be a bit! Otherwise you'll make us jobless for good.

Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to eradicate all corruptions in this world.Master of Stupidity: Let it be a bit! Otherwise you'll make us jobless for good.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the truth itself ?Master of Stupidity: Like sex, no fun anymore if all is revealed.

Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the truth itself ?Master of Stupidity: Like sex, no fun anymore if all is revealed.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Smartass Disciple: Master, please show me the way to the enlightenment.Master of Stupidity: Walk with me! [but I won't let you try to surpass me].

Smartass Disciple: Master, please show me the way to the enlightenment.Master of Stupidity: Walk with me! [but I won't let you try to surpass me].

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

People are so cheap. Everyone wants quality, no one wants to pay for it. Here's the suburban dream-- to hire great workers who are such meek morons that they don't have the guts to ask for a living wage.

People are so cheap. Everyone wants quality, no one wants to pay for it. Here's the suburban dream-- to hire great workers who are such meek morons that they don't have the guts to ask for a living wage.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I didn't see myself as the busty type. Too bad bodies are issued randomly, not selected to match your personality

I didn't see myself as the busty type. Too bad bodies are issued randomly, not selected to match your personality

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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